New for Conductors!

There is a new hope for the throngs of conductors (and not just of electricity) that forget to bring their dinners every rehearsal night. The edible baton! This little snack is packed with hundreds of nutrients able to satisfy any metabolism for over 12 hours, or however long your rehearsal takes. Just lick or take a bite out of your baton for an instant revival! No more stomachaches just because you forgot to bring that soggy old tuna sandwich! No more hunger cramps bigger than the tuba in the back row (and we are all grateful for that brilliant positioning). Now that there are edible batons, you can be confident of a mid-practice snack however bad your orchestra is! That is, if you remember to bring your baton.

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  1. …why a baton?

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