New Tips

Lights come up on Quirk standing center stage with a bucket over his head. Liam walks in from stage left, not noticing anything out of the ordinary. He exits stage right, then comes back in carrying a large foam moose.

Quirk: I hear you published yet another page today.

Liam: Two, actually.

Would you like to expound?*

No.

A pause.

Quirk: Please expound.

Oh, all right. I published two pages today, one a parent page–

Apparent page?

No, a… parent… page. That means it’s a page that has another page under it.

Is that called a child page?

No. Anyway, I published the page “Tips on Failing”, a practical guide to failing in every circumstance.

So what was the parent page? That one or the other one?

The other one. It was “Tips on Life”, and gives links to both my Tips on Dragon Spotting and Tips on Failing pages.

Ah.

Quirk nods, and the lights fade as Liam sticks the moose on Quirk’s bucket helmet.

*Dear Stranezza has been having a little trouble expounding upon “expound” lately. Let’s all help him by yelling at him.

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3 Comments

  1. Gwendolyn Copperstone

     /  December 3, 2011

    Tips on failing, brilliant idea. I may have to show that to Mr. Flappy-Shoes…

    Reply
    • He needs them. Always entrust him with fragile objects and make him trip over his famed shoes.

      Reply
      • Gwendolyn Copperstone

         /  December 4, 2011

        Ooh, tripping over the shoes, I hadn’t thought of that one. Thanks!

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