Guest Post From La Stranezza

This is, as the title states, a guest post from La Stranezza. He picked the topic, not I; I wasn’t able to contact him fast enough to veto it. Just so you know, this will probably be the last time Pokemon appears on this blog.

Pokemon is addictive.

How addictive, you might ask? So addictive that I’m playing it right now!

Must…level up…my…precious…Eevee…to evolve…into…Espeon! GYAAAAAH!

Actually, truth be told, I’m not leveling up my Eevee, I’m leveling up my Haxorus, but I gave my Eevee an Exp. Share, which means that both my Eevee and my Haxorus get experience points at the same time! Mahogwa, it’s so evil!

Now, you ask, why am telling you this? For one relatively simple reason, of course: I have nothing better to do. That, and I’m really bored, and also if I don’t tell you now about the horrors of Pokemon, you will be doomed to repeat my failures, because I like you people for some reason.

So: If you want to live your life happily, without having to have the lingering shadow of doom loom over your head, tormenting you every step of the way, willing you to stray from the path of good and righteous and cheesecake, then I suggest you not do as I have done, and live your life in misery in the house of the Rising Sun. It’s also a good idea not to play Pokemon, for the reasons as per stated above.

That is all.

[This has been a message from the Center for Curtailing the Rising Interest in Pokemon]

~~La Stranezza

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  1. I never got into Pokemon. I play the showdown sword-fighting Wii game instead.

  2. Two things:
    1) What do you have against Pokemon?
    2) Why did you nix the word “dirtbags” and put “people” in instead? This saddens me greatly…


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