A Lord of the Rings Picture Post

I spent about an hour yesterday making signatures for the NaNoWriMo Young Writer’s Program on Microsoft Word. They’re all Lord of the Rings jokes, and I’m quite proud of them. Enjoy, but please don’t steal any for yourself. If you have suggestions, they would be welcome as well.

Just plain funny.

For those who don’t know Lord of the Rings, this is the orc who runs a torch into a waiting bomb. He meets an unfortunate end.  Hmmm…  I just noticed the little green lines under the punctuation.  Stupid Microsoft Word.

Sauron would never say that; he’s living on top of his house.

The real quote:
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.

A nameless orc said that.

I’m not quite so proud of this one, because it isn’t as seamless as the others, but it’s still funny.

In the movie, Sam has stopped because it’s the farthest from home he’s ever been.

Anyway, short post today because I don’t have much else to say.

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  1. Ha. Gotta love LotR humor. Thumbs up to you for your creativity.

  2. *coughs* You’reweird! *coughs* But cool. *skips off to feed Gollum chocolate*

  3. Okay. I’ll try again, as WordPress accidentally published my comment before I was done. I have only watched one movie where my favorite teacher ever was in in (how weird am I, watching my teacher in a little movie she and her friends made?) and that’s all I know, I still found these funny. You have a very good sense of humor!

  4. Robyn Hoode

     /  August 31, 2012

    Where does the picture of Merry ‘measuring’ Pippin come from?

    • It’s from the aftermath of the Ents’ attack on Isengard. They’re both wading through the water. Merry is actually shielding his eyes so he can see farther, and Pippin is looking up at Orthanc.

  5. Charley R

     /  September 5, 2012

    BAHAHAHAHAHA! Good stuff there – just one thing it’s “axe” not “ax” in the one with Gandalf and Legolas looking conspiratorial.

    Other than that – these are great! Love the “should have called the fire department sooner” one best, I think 😛

  6. Robyn Hoode

     /  December 1, 2012

    Ah, you updated! I love these new ones, Liam!

  7. Lliam, check out my new signature. 😛

  8. I love them!
    Two of my favorites that you’ve missed:
    “One does not simply ‘walk into Wal-Mart’. There is an evil there that does not sleep.”
    (Frodo, looking at the ring) “Made… In… China.”

  9. Robyn Hoode

     /  February 14, 2013

    It is so nice when you make more of these! I like the one about the shampoo!

  10. These are as funny as they were the last several times I read this post…

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