Writers’ Bane is a non-profit organization devoted to humiliating, spiting and utterly destroying writers everywhere. We utilize all kinds of processes to discourage writers across the globe, from breaking fingers to possessing characters to question their existence. Writer’s block is a favorite tool, especially since it has the same initials as our organization, the sound of which will strike fear into the hearts of even the most seasoned writers. Every day at WB we strive to be the most annoying selves we can be, and we can boast of keeping thousands of writers from writing each day with our efforts. Our employee of the month is currently away punishing someone who wouldn’t put down his pen, but when he comes back we’ll get a picture framed that we can hang up somewhere. When we’re not siphoning a writer’s ink or blunting their pencils, we enjoy watching mind-numbing reality TV and unscripted shows that don’t require writing for their production.
As a non-profit organization, we’re always in need of a few donations, large or larger. In the comments, please give us all of those little number thingies that are printed on all those cards in your wallet. Thank you for supporting us in our efforts, and have a day blissfully free of writing!